I just watched my entire life on Awkward…
Guess which one is the bitch
"Every year, my wife and I devote the month of November to convincing our children their plastic dinosaur figures come to life while they sleep
I’m going to do this. My kids will hate me
AND HERE WE SEE THE NASTY, VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYING NATURAL HABITAT
One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences.
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.